One more thing: "I AM the boss".

Too bad it's slightly unlikely that a Fortune 500 company would have a sewer-dwelling semiliterate in a supervisory role.

Yeah, I know, you only play a sewer-dwelling semi-literate on Mudcat.

Sorry, that just doesn't hold water--it's about as likely as your living in a million-dollar house, being instrumentally multi-talented (all at the same time, of course), your wonderful grasp of the stock market, etc. etc.

Please, Martin, take our advice--get enough sleep tonight so you don't burn the hamburgers (or lose the mail in the mailroom, or whatever your similarly prominent position demands)

Sweet dreams.