From that wonderful, definitely-Chicago, song "South Side Irish:"

...And when it comes to baseball, we've got to favorite clubs:
The go-go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs.

which could be modified to

...And when we want to party, we've got our favorite pimps:
The guys who drive the Caddies...and Chongo's brother chimps.

Nothing, however, rhymes with "Shatner."