Another sad late-night drunk, I fear. Perhaps he or she (if really Swedish and not just a Masquerade) has not forgiven the Wicked English for believing that a swede is a vegetable; and (which I suppose is even harder to bear) merely a bloated form of the innocent turnip, rather fibrous and digestible only when boiled and mashed.

The mention of Robbie Williams further suggests a quite unhealthy interest in vegetables. I wouldn't begin to guess what it might have to do with the Sicilian Dance, though.