Boy oh boy, they certainly slipped up, or perhaps the conservatives polled were not particularly well read, if they missed Simone de Beauvoir's The Second Sex.

Shhhh......maybe we can slip that one by them and their nightime, clandestine, under the blanket with a flashlight reading list. Then again, it was first published in the most foreign of all languages....French. At least the fact that these guys are right out of their minds is in the public domain.