You don't really piss anyone off, Martin Gibson. If you arouse any emotion at all in people, it's a mixture of disgust and pity. And you're not fooling anyone by constantly harping on how much fun you're having. It's obvious that you're desperate for attention and you don't care how you get it or what kind of attention it is, you just have to have it, because what you call your "real life" is so terribly lonely.

(Now watch him blither about how happy and fulfilling his "real life" is. Fat chance!)