Flip me upsidedown and sideways and throw me a flippin' loonie!

I got so flippin' mad after Don called me a LOSER and said he was gonna put the moves on Officer Dana that I went flippin' NUTS! I warned him not to come home, eh? Then Mudcat flippin' crashed! Now my warning to him is in the wrong flippin' place in this flippin' thread, eh? Some flippin' bolthole Joe-Flippin'-Clone is asleep at the flippin' swictch! I am ticcced.

what I said to Don after he said what he shouldn't of said about Officer Dana was:

*****Man, you are SO dead. I mean it. You are dead meat walkin'. Don't come home tonight, man.

Who's computer are you on anyway? What crummy skank let you use her computer? I know you ain't in the liberry, cos that's where I am now.

You are SO dead.

- BDiBR ******

Well, guess what? The flippin' retreaded BOLTHOLE did come home anyway! Not only that, he made a flippin' pass at Officer Dana in the driveway. She was just comin' by to check on things. She put him in a flippin' armlock and told him not to be so flippin' smart! Yeah! Well, then she drove off in a huff, and the IDIOT came in, swearin' to himself. He didn't flippin' know I was there until he saw my fist comin'. I punched him right in the flippin' nose and busted it! That was just the start. We flippin' wrecked each other and most of the place too. Everything got busted all to hell. I got a black eye and two broken teeth. He got a busted nose and a black eye and a cracked rib. I got a busted knuckle or two.

We ain't talkin'. Either he goes or I do. I am lookin' for a place where I can, like, write in peace, eh, and courte the woman of my dreams. I am not gonna hang around with Don anymore. I have wrote him flippin' outta my life script. He is yesterday's roadkill. He is history. I am gonna start a whole new flippin' chapter here, and it will not include the BALD IDIOT who used to be my flippin' brother!!!!