MOAB comes to you pre-mangled, -sprayed, -chewed, -clawed, -subjected, -folked, -trodden, -kicked, -crumpled, -folded, -spindled, and -mutilated, thereby saving everyone a lot of work.

My last fencing session was this evening; takes up again in early to mid-September. I brought my own saber, but couldn't get a match for some reason. Well, I shall hang up my mask, epee, gauntlets, chest protector, and jacket until the Fall. Hmmm...ah, I think I'll wash some of it first....