Here ya go, Lead.

I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Lyin' on the dashboard of my car.
I can go a hundred miles an hour
Long as I got the Almighty Power
Screwed up there with my pair of fuzzy dice.
Halleluia! Halleluia!

JD on the rocks with a twist, please.

And somebody get that squid into a tank. He's suckin' up all the crystallized ginger.