(checking to see that only adults are present...)

OK, here it is. I found this in my vast ( half-vast?) collection of reference and science fiction...


Original:

The mountaineers have hairy ears,
They go without their britches,
They pop their cocks with jagged rocks,
They're hardy sons of bitches.

They screw the whores right through their drawers,
They do not care for trifles-
They hang their balls upon the walls
And shoot at them with rifles.

Much joy they reap by didling sheep
In divers nooks and ditches.
Nor give they a damn if it be a ram-
They're hardy sons of bitches.


Variations are "The Engineers have..." , "The Canoneers have...", and the sci-fi "The Rocketeers have..."

There is supposed to be another verse. Anybody know it?