That's right, you heard what I said. Straight from the chimp's mouth.

I AIN'T QUITTIN'!!!!

And you can't make me. I am stayin' in for the long haul. You can yell, scream, swear, threaten, use emotional blackmail, cry, roll on the floor and pound your puny little human fists and chew on the carpet, and hold your breath till your face turns blue...but I AIN'T QUITTIN'. No Siree.

I am gonna continue poundin' the Chicago pavement as long as there is an unsolved crime and an unrighted wrong, as long as chimps, monkeys, and other primates are segregated, looked down upon, locked up in zoos, and subjected to medical experiments!

I ain't quittin' while there are bananas to peel, good-lookin' dames with loooong legs to date, and bottles of whisky to drink. I ain't quittin' till the fat lady loses 180 pounds and Jerry Lewis masters the art of good taste. I ain't quittin' till George Bush apologizes on his knees to the entire freakin' world and Joan Rivers joins the Hare Krishna. I ain't quittin' till Martin Short plays basketball for the Lakers. I ain't quittin' till Jamaica freezes over. I ain't quittin' till a chimp is elected president of the U S of A!!!!

You heard it here. I ain't quittin'.

- Chongo