well Bee-dubya - I'll tell you:

Mostly it is the fact that in 1560 I'm Owain Cramp- a failed wannabee minstrel with test anxiety - who has flunked his apprenticship exams for 40 years straight. So I'm nothing but the pre-minstrel Cramp. But I *can* carry a tune in a bucket and I prove it!

and in 1585 I'm Mario Leo a Pola de Finale Emilia, an Englishman born, by descent from the Italies,wandering taylor, proffessional uncle, and a servant to the rich (because it doesn't pay to be a servant to the poor) - currenlty indentured to a pair of Spainards - trying to raise enough money to bribe the Armada to stay home.