The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #64094   Message #1509784
Posted By: The Fooles Troupe
25-Jun-05 - 07:34 PM
Thread Name: BS: Fools In The Real World
Subject: RE: BS: Fools In The Real World
Life imitates Art -
According to a report in the Israeli daily Ma'ariv, Itzik Simkowitz is suing a pet shop owner in Beersheeba for selling him a sickly galerita-type cockatoo (Price: the equivalent of about US$2,000) that died ahortly after Simkowitz got him home.

As in a classic Monty Python sketch, the shop owner initially insisted that the parrot was merely lethargic and needed time to sdjust to his new surroundings, but when the parrot (to use the Python dialogue) was shown to be "a late parrot", "an ex-parrot", "a stiff", and to have "joined the choir invisible", the shop owner still refused to return the money.

How do you say "This is an ex-parrot!" in Hebrew?