A lady was sitting in a riverside café enjoying a coffee and admiring the view. She spotted two Italian men who appeared to be arguing as they walked towards the café. They both came in and sat close to her. They ordered drinks and started to engage in animated conversation. The lady ignored their conversation at first, but her attention was galvanized when she heard one of the men saying: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time."

The lady was disgusted and indignantly retorted "You foul-mouthed swine. In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Whosa talking abouta sexa? Imma justa tellun my frienda how to spella Mississippi!"