"Oh such cruel darts directed"

...well !!!!!

how was I to know the squid had draped itself all over the dartboard and was gently oozing 57 varieties of ink through the treble slot nineteen to the dozen ? It just ain't Cricket you know or All Round the Clock and really ought to be Shanghaied.
Now that I know that I'll aim more true lie next time   

Doubles next - yippee - hic !

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