Kendall, I thought that this was going to be some half-assed thread about the Book of Revelations some GUEST had started. Instead it's a whole-assed thread...no, wait, that's not what I meant...it's a perfectly good thread.

Okay. You're gunshy. I can understand that. Oh, boy, can I understand that! So...if it's a callous, what happens? Do they remove it or what? Somehow I can't see them shoving one of these pumice stone things down your throat, though.

I'm betting that the Doctor is right. If he ain't, heck, you've got the Mudcat Cafe pullin' for you. At least I am, and I'll betcha there's at least one or maybe two others, too.

(I've heard that there's a thing called "The Lobster Cure" for stuff like this. You eat lobster with drawn butter until it goes away.)