"Oh dear, "Good Grief" - and anyone else chancing on this thread and reacting with horror and amazement - PLEASE don't let all the 'extraordinary bickering' put you off coming"

Don't worry, Sue, it's just a passing troll. There is one or possibbly two of these trolls who have posted the same ballad as "guests" rather than the rather poor floorspots they are. The song goes:

I am a perfectly ordinary member of the public
I just happened to drop in on this forum
I notice some robust argument which I shall be offended by
I announce that it has persueded me not to go to Sidmouth

Chorus: Yaa boo sucks!

No, it doesn't scan or rhyme very well.

Norway, Null points