When I learned abbreviations for taking minutes, rather than shorthand, I was taught to use unident for an unidentified word that I'd misheard or if I was typing up someone elses notes.

johnsmith - it is English, it doesn't include the 'F word' and that long key in the middle of the bottom row of your keyboard is the space bar. It inserts a space between letters and words when you press it. Swap your over use of the 'F word' for your under use of the space bar and your postings might merit a better reception.

LTS