The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82590   Message #1513848
Posted By: Spot
01-Jul-05 - 01:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: Warning, extremely bad taste
Subject: RE: BS: Warning, extremely bad taste
Hallo everybody...
                   I've recently joined the ranks of 'Phosphosodites'...it is the most disgusting thing I've ever drank!! I had colonoscopy, after frighteningly severe bleeding, and became seriously unsedated during it and vividly recall dragging myself, yowling, up the bed to get away..!! I class myself as a reasonably tough guy, but that was just the worst!!The preparation knackered me completely - 3 days of no grub and constant shittin'!! Only 3/4 done, so barium stuff just last week. More filth to clean the gut (how I kept it down, I'll never know!!...airlines, arseole invasion..pain, anguish, farting for England...(why doesn't bariumised shite flush??) But...

I don't have bowel cancer like I thought I had...!!!
I almost turned religious with relief!!

And...all I can say is - Thank Fuck for modern medicines...!!

                            Regards to all....a very relieved Spot


             ps..I laughed like buggery at the B/W turd....!!!