*stumbling into the Mudcat Campfire Circle* and planting myself on an old log. Do any of you remember a song called the Cannibal King? I learned it with hand motions at Girl Scout Camp....

It goes something like this:

Oh the cannibal king with the big nose ring
Fell in love with a fair young maid
And every night by the pale moonlight
Across the lake he came
with a hug and a kiss for his pretty little miss
Under the bamboo treeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee

Barump *kiss kiss* Barump *kiss kiss*
Barump oddy oddy AAAaaaAAAAA
Barump *Kiss kiss* Barump *kiss kiss*
Barump Oddy oddy AAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

I'll build a bungaloo big enough for two
Big enough for two my honey
big enough for two
And when we're married, Happy we'll be
Under the bamboo, under the bamboo tree

If you'll be M-I-N-E mine
I'll be T-H-I-N-E thine
And I'll L-O-V-E love you
All the T-I-M-E time

Shave and a hair cut: 2 bits
Gas in a match tank: BOOM BOOM