Pardon me, please. I just need to use the southern door to get to Antarctica. Rapaire's about to be eaten by a carnivorous penguin. What? How'd Rapaire get to Antarctica? It was Gluon's fault. He was supposed to fold the fabric of space-time so that I could have lunch with Rapaire in Idaho without having to go through Atlanta, but he folded it the wrong way and sent Rapaire to Antarctica.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I really need to get to that door.