The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82779 Message #1517785
Posted By: Liz the Squeak
08-Jul-05 - 04:02 AM
Thread Name: BS: Metre Sale
Subject: RE: BS: Metre Sale
Scruffy bit of string goes into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman looked him up and down and said 'I can't serve you, you're a piece of string'. The piece of string looked indignant, 'No, I'm afraid not!'