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Thread #75080 Message #1517938
Posted By: GUEST,A regular, hiding....
08-Jul-05 - 08:51 AM
Thread Name: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
So she wants more:
Lawyer: "But no-one ever wants to get screwed by a lawyer twice..."
Builder: "That'll be a whole new job love, I can't fit you in until next thursday."
Engineer: "What was wrong with the first one? I can have a redesigned version in a few months."
Politician: "If I just tell you I've had another, you'll never notice the difference."
Union Leader: "If we start performing twice each, it'll be taking away our collegues jobs. And we want the right to have a smoke in silence afterwards!"
A very close family: "But I'm tired form you sister earlier dear."