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Thread #75080   Message #1517938
Posted By: GUEST,A regular, hiding....
08-Jul-05 - 08:51 AM
Thread Name: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
So she wants more:

Lawyer:
"But no-one ever wants to get screwed by a lawyer twice..."

Builder:
"That'll be a whole new job love, I can't fit you in until next thursday."

Engineer:
"What was wrong with the first one? I can have a redesigned version in a few months."

Politician:
"If I just tell you I've had another, you'll never notice the difference."

Union Leader:
"If we start performing twice each, it'll be taking away our collegues jobs. And we want the right to have a smoke in silence afterwards!"

A very close family:
"But I'm tired form you sister earlier dear."

Remote islander:

"But I'm tired from the sheep earlier dear."

Any more with any more?