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Thread #59418   Message #1523455
Posted By: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
18-Jul-05 - 02:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
It's all a conspiracy to sell more Tupperware. If we're brainwashed into believing that everything resides inside something else, then we're far more receptive to the idea that we should spend good money for silly plastic thingies to put stuff in.

Yes, I know that humankind has been playing the box-within-a-box game for thousands of years and Tupperware hasn't even been around one measly century, but all those years were just paving the way. Tupperware was, is, and will be inevitable. The entire history of human thought has been aimed toward the single goal of selling Tupperware. No, the thinkers weren't aware of it, but if you just read any of the great works of philosophy and substitute "Tupperware" for whatever metaphysical whatsis the author is talking about, you'll see.

From the Tao Te Ching:

The Tupperware that can be told
is not the eternal Tupperware

Free from desire, you realize the Tupperware.
Caught in desire, you see only cheapo Dollar-store crap.

...mystery and manifestations
arise from the same source.
This source is called Tupperware.

Tupperware within Tupperware.
The gateway to all understanding.