Tupperware does not Rupture, Raptaire. And besides, MOM uses Tupperware. For, like, cold mashed potatoes and left-over gravy and such. So, like, what's up wid DAT, hey? An' she taught us not only not to listen for the burp, but to prevent the burp from even HAPPENING, man! Tell ya folks, remember Mom's example!! Don't be listneing for the burp!! Make pleasant conversation!! Keep your elbows off the table!! And use Tupperware!

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