I am the Invisible MOABite. I have been here for more than two years but I have not been seen by any of my Fellow MOABites. I have decided to type something here with an indelible font. This will be proof to you that I do exist. I have passed gas a few times in the hope that some of you would notice and realize that there was an invisible MOABite in your presence, but none noticed.
In the event that this attempt fails, I will pull out all stops. I will sit my naked ass in some wet paint and will then press my painted ass to my scanner and will produce a nice jpeg of my ass, which I will then e-mail to those of you who have been wise enough to publish your e-mail addresses on Mudcat. Thus, you will see and know that I am!

TIM