" If that's your idea of fun I'm not laughing. "
Yer loss mate...

NO primate is monogamous... Most human males who are, are only monogamous because if they're not, they'll lose access what little sex (Other than solo) they get...

"women are turned on by monogamous men"
Women are just as biologically drive to sleep around as men are... if anything it looks like they're worse.

"You can't make blanket statements for an entire gender."
In order to speak generally, one must generalize... d'uh...