Dear 'spaw. Although I have the utmost respect for your technical evaluation of the mudcat. I feel that I must remind you that this is a music site and therefore it would be more appropriate to sing it.

For example: with all due respect to Mr. Presley

Sung to the tune of "I'm all shook up"

Sing:   "it's all fucked up, oh uh huh, uh huh, yay, yah it's all fucked up."

see isn't that better?
yours, chance