Most plumbwers have herpes for a coupla basic reasons.

1. Too much time spent in damp places.

2. Stickin' it in the pipe. Copper pipes contain toxic susbstances, eh? It's not smart to go doin' stuff like that, but plumbers have got to spend a lotta time alone cos their job sucks and they don't have nice clothes and they're just basically not that cool, eh? So the girls ain't inter4ested accept for the odd skank who will flip anything on a dare.

That's my theery.

Girls! Take a heed, eh, and don't play with the plumber!

- BDiBR