Ya go away for a coupla days and they start talkin' about voles and bunnyboos. freds show up, as does some sort of invisible MOABite. All I gotta ask is

WHAT SORT OF BS IS THIS, ANYWAY????

I'm in the DC area, and if you don't think THAT'S enough to put up with...well....

Did you know that you can haul all the "fertiziler" you want from the Capitol and the White House? True. Of course, the quality is awful, but the quatity is outstanding.