Ohmigod! It really does link to a porn portal! It's supposed to be a sexy, but far from pornographic, picture of someone named Petra wearing purple panties and bra a la Victoria's Station. That's what comes up if I'm using AOL's browser, but if I use Internet Explorer or Opera it redirects to a porn portal. It's not my fault, but I apologize anyway.

At least it didn't redirect to the homepage of the Pelahattchee Goat Roast.