I'll tell you this, Guests and others, though...

The North of Ireland has roughly 1 1/2 million people living there.
Yeah?

How many in England?

How difficult was it for the cops and Brits to keep a handle on things in the North?

How many people in England again?

How clever are you?

You're troubles are only beginning, pal.

And you want to talk about us?

Is that a serious case of head-up-the-arsery, or wha?