I am stunned at Rapaire's mastery of the issues. His recent inventory of the unthinkable and the undoable is awe-inspiring.

However, I must take exception to his blundering ineptitude when it comes to sloganeering.

May I suggest you steer away from politics, sir?

I would add Economic Introspection to your list. Also, counter-productivity Vortices, Constitutional Demoralization, Obsessive Iconographics, Rampant Emotional Vulcanism, Drive-by Apathy, and Mandatory Spiritual Destitution as major campaign issues. They all need something done, the sooner the sooner.

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