Not achieving post 8600? Mudcat down? Post-coital exhaustion? Oppossums? Fresh mooseheads? An attack by Nunavutian commandos? Salted herrings? Plebisites? Rhodophyllic banjoists? Incipient incidentalism? Malfunctioning nethergarments? Long-legged beasties? Blue-tailed flies? The emptying of the Great Lakes? Kukaburra influenza? Queen Maude's Land?