A woman was walking by a pet store when she saw a parrot in a cage. The sign said, "Parrot for sale, $5.00" Knowing that a McCaw was worth hundreds, she asked the store keeper why he was for sale so cheap, and the keeper said "He was raised in a whore house and his language is not fit for any normal home."
She said, "I don't care I want him."
Off she goes, and when she took the cover off at home the bird said "Hey, new madam."
When her daughters came home from school the parrot said "Hey, new girls." they all thought that cute, but, when her husband walked in the bird said "Hello Bruce"!