Well I'm sorry you feel that way Khandu, but in these days of spiritual uncertainty I think it's important to be vigilant in putting the finger on false prophets, wherever and whenever they present themselves, and you sir, are the Big Kahuna;
Numero Uno;
The Beast; that's right the veritable Prince Of Darkness;
No. 666 - (or uno of course, see above).

Mamma don't allow no false prophesising 'round here an' nor do I.