...Hans Schumacher of the Physikalisch-Technische Bundesanstalt, Braunscheig, Germany...

So, this Braunscheiwger is probably a PhD. And you trust the word of a spin doctor? Amos, I thought I'd taught you better than that! And if I didn't, Mom certainly did. I remember her telling you just the other day, "Amos, if you keep believing everything those spin doctors say you'll end up just like poor old Bee-Dubya-Ell! Now eat your noodles and I don't want you listening to Those People any more. You hear me?" And then she smacked you upside the head with a spatula, just to reinforce the point, even though I expected her to whap you on TOP of the head to try and reduce the point.

That was the night we had your favorite food, liver 'n' noodles, remember? You called it "patty de fubar noodles" and laughed so hard you fell off your chair and spilled your milk and I cleaned it up so that Mom wouldn't have to get down on her aching old arthritic hands and knees to do so. We had your favorite braunsheiwger cake with chocolate icing for dessert, too.

So you were warned about believing everything these spin doctors say.