A very old man dies and wakes up in the afterlife. While he's walking around looking for St. Peter, he notices that the place is filled with very old men like himself. And each one is in bed with a beautiful young woman. He breathes a sigh of relief and stops at one of the beds to talk to the occupants.

He says, "Boy oh boy, when I woke up I was afraid I hadn't made it to Heaven! But this place looks like a pretty good deal, if you know what I mean."

The old man in the bed says, "Heaven? This ain't Heaven. This is the Other Place."

"The Other Place? I don't understand. You're in bed with a gorgeous girl"

"That's right. I'm HER punishment!"