Gnu:

You think flipping and flopping like that is gonna get yew offa the hook? You no-good tub of pear-mash, you oughta be distilled and sold as Midnight Moonlight Hogwallop -- one sip will show you da TROOF!

You can backpedal all you like, pal, but you can't stop me from sendin' in my twenty-two bucks to pertect Bobert's good name. You oughta be ashamed of yourself picking on a skinny guy like that!! Whyncha find someone of your own shape to mess wit? I got half a mind to send you to a pear-picking farm. You got no call to mess wit a good guy like Bobert and I yam here to tell ya ya gotta cut it out or your name will be No-Gnus, which would be Good News.

Just cuz you can dish out a bunch of polysyllabic pastoral flights o'fancy doesn't change the fact that you are acting like a pure Gnu-turd. You oughta send Max a C-note just to make up for the embarassment you are causing around here.


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