I was a Scout fir 'bout a month... Din't even have a uniform yet when we went on the troop's first campin' trip... The Scout leaders helped us pitch tents and all that Scout stuff... Then later that night it rained and I discovered that the openin' to the tent the Scout leader set up fir me was on the uphill side and lots of water came into my tent which weren't no fun at all since everything in the tent got soaked.... Then I got caught smokin' a cigarette by one of them tent geniouses and got yelled at....

That was the end of my Boy Scoutin' experience....

Hey, Cub Scouts was more fun and my mom was a den mother... Haas she been on that campin' trip she woulda been smart nuff not to pitch a tent so that it became a water hazzard...

Yeah, whomever said that the Scouts would do better with a few gays is right on target... The redneck Scout leaders ain't got a lick of common sense...

Ignore that last comment seein' as there is one Catter who thinks I am a bigot... Yeah, maybe I just don't like stupid Scout leaders... If that makes me a bigot then so be it...

The End.

Tenderfoot Bobert