Oh! Such potential I see upon the pages of this thread (which will surely fall posthaste off the board into oblivion!)!

For example, in the most recent post of John O', there was a minute, almost non-existent, flash of wisdom in his otherwise meaningless drivel.

That means there is some distant hope for the O' fellow. With one word (Mystical) added at the bottom of his diphthong discourse, he revealed something only someone like myself could have understood...something only someone like myself would call "A Gherkin of Truth".

Keep in mind, O'Grasshopper, that some things which seem separate and detached are really one. Frilly purple panties, diphthong, thread,...are these random subjects the prophet has decided to speak of, or are they the weavings of a whole cloth?

Ponder these things and learn. What thou doeth, doeth quickly, for this thread is falling equally as quickly!

P. k