Well, I think you have made a mistake. I'm much older than 13 now. And you have the date wrong too. Still, I appreciate the good wishes. When my real birthday does roll around, I will be sure to let you all know. What I would like is:

1. Some more really posh outfits.

2. Some more really expensive shoes.

3. A few of the better written romance novels.

4. A large diamond; ring or pendant.

5. A Chippendale's poster! (giggle)

6. A really smashing looking boyfriend who is at least 21 years old. The boys around here are all very immature and disappointing. Aunt Penelope says things will improve when I travel abroad soon. She says that French and Spanish boys are very gallant. I can hardly wait!

TTFN!

* Veronica