Splottman gave us:

My Very Easy Mnemonic Shows Us Nine Planets (Plusone)

but someone complained that the "ate" part wasn't there. I propose inserting "artfully" after Mnemonic. Thus:

My Very Easy Mnemonic artfully Shows Us Nine Planets (Plusone)

Now if they stick with "Xena" I'm not sure what we do.

Dave Oesterreich