The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #16455 Message #153459
Posted By: Peter T.
23-Dec-99 - 02:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: beards and bards
Subject: RE: BS: beards and bards
(1) Helps hide stitch marks from re-attached head; (2) Softens cold microphone during intimate breathy songs like "Je T'Aime, Je T'Aime"; (3) Can be used as feather duster while doing chinups, saving time in early mornings; (4) Longer beards excellent nesting places for falcons; (5) After multiple face lifts can be substitute for hairweave.