Love is like this. All yer life ya hated cops. I mean, just flippin' hate'd 'em, eh? Total flippin' undenialbe hate. And then...

Ya find yerself in love with one. Why? Cos she, like, takes the trouble to help you out when no one else would. Cos she don't laugh at you. Cos she sticks up for you when your, like, down an out and livin' at the bottom of the trash can in the flippin' joint with sycho murderers, eh?

And she gets ya some compuuter time every day in the jail so's you can, like, talk to your internette friends, eh? And she gives ya encouragement to bring out yer natural talents for writin' so's ya can, like, start earnin' a decnet livin' for a change and buy decent quality dope fer a change.

And she don't judge ya fer yer past nor take ya fer granted.

And all of a sudden ya realize that maybe you don't hate ALL cops, and that just maybe, deep inside the heart of some cops there is a totally decent person jyst cryin' to come out!

That is love. I am in love with Officer Jennifer Dana of the Sudbury O.P.P., recently transferred to Spanish, and I don't care who flippin' knows it!

And Clinton Hammond can go flip himself sideways with a Fuller brush! He ain't never played Blind River, and if he did I would personally kick his ass and run him outta town!

- BDiBR (Shane)