Okay...

Here we go....

This is to be the slowest thread ever.

To be slow, it must receive very, very, very few posts. Preferably only one a day.

But it must continue, day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year.

Please post to this thread very sporadically and very occasionally, just enough to keep it from vanishing completely.

Try to say boring things that interest no one.

That should do it. Let's see if we can master this latest concept and make it fly...like...a...lead.........balloon.

Do it for Bill (Shatner). Go. But go slowly.