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Thread #82942   Message #1535993
Posted By: GUEST,Frankham
05-Aug-05 - 06:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: Religious jokes to be banned!!
Subject: RE: BS: Religious jokes to be banned!!
John sees Jesus on the cross. He climbs up to talk to him.
Jesus is gasping his last breath. "John", he whispers, "Come close.
I have something to tell you!" John dutifully climbs up to face Jesus on the cross. "What is it, Jesus? What do you want to tell me?"

"John", says Jesus, "I can see your house from here."

Frank Hamilton