daft? how 'bout "I didn't inhale"? "I was never high at Camp David." "_____insert name of politician____ lied!"

& mebbe, "Now available in child's meals at your local feed-a-brat--collect all 9,876,545,203!!"

Is it live, or is it memorex?
    I have attended "concerts" where the person on stage may have been medically alive, but most assuredly had no idea where they were or what they were doing.   Was it a concert?