I gotta tell ya, I got the world's crappiest looking beard. Additionally, the two times I have gone 6 months or so, I look like a cross between Joe Palooka and the wandering Jew.

And then there's the shaving thing....I know this is sacrilege or something, but I honestly like to shave. It has always given me a clean feeling that improves my spirits right away. I dunno why...just a simpleton I guess. Takes so little to make me happy. (Yeah, I know..."And that's what she said to you last night, ain't it Spaw?")

Spaw