You don't think they were serious, do you, el Greko???

Listen, Strollin' Johnny. I am not bald.

I'm lookin' pretty good, considering. Certainly not geriatric. My hair is decidedly Dylanesque. When I cut my hair short, I just look scrawny, so what's the point? I look like an accountant or something when I have short hair. So just forget it.