Bumfluff - for those of you too drunk to work this one out - is the pre-pubescent beginnings of a beard, as seen on schoolboys who want to look old enough to get into a pub, but forget to take off their school uniform when doing so. It is the fine, soft fuzz that preceeds the rough, tough bristly stuff that gets silkier the longer it is grown....fi4hd$*(&*$%£""£*% ^